We here at Pine like to think we're not complete dummies. That said, we are completely perplexed as to even remotely win a game that is apparently easy for Chinese 2nd graders as it is more of a computer test than an exercise in complete and total inadequacy.

Called the "Frog Leap Test," the user is to move two sets of three frogs to the other side of lily pads. Simple, right? You can do, of course, right? Not so fast there, Captain Smarty Pants. It's actually rather difficult. We've tried several options, all to no avail. If you can somehow pull it off, send us a screen shot and we'll send you some Pine goodies. Your choice on whether you tell us how to do it or not. At this point, we consider moving those damn frogs from one side to the other is easily our life's mission.